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I’m tired yall, in every essence of the word
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Oxy-Moron

Is the glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty? And why do I have to drive to a MOBIL gas station? Why is there brail at the drive-thru ATM? Is a tunafish plus a tunafish a fournafish?

I ask myself questions to avoid thinking about a lost love. Yet as I ‘stand down’ in this ‘little big league’ of life, I take the time to contemplate on the ‘bitter sweet’ memory of being in love.

I should have majored in “LOVE” because I’ve definitely learned a lesson and now I am a ‘graduate student’ at the school of hard knocks, and it hard not having ‘a second chance to make a first impression’, not having the opportunity to express that I ‘clearly misunderstood’ the ‘brief speech’ she gave on how a woman should be treated. So I cheated and let ignorance play the ‘guest host’ in my relationship. And before I could put the white flag, my thoughts began a ‘civil war’, each sensible decision I came up with ‘crash landed’ and left a ‘friendly fire’ in my brain leaving me in a ‘cold sweat’ to walk among the ‘living dead’

So when she was ‘almost done’ talking I was ‘almost ready’ to listen. ALMOST.

Besides, I knew she was only telling me ‘old news’ that was ‘new and improved’ because she said it in a different way, but it would become an ‘instant classic’ and the focal point of our next argument

But if I’m ‘all alone’ then how can we argue? It’s a ‘pretty ugly’ situation to be in like having ‘bad luck’ but if it weren’t for bad luck I would have none. And I was ‘almost ready’ when she was ‘almost done’ ALMOST. And with my ‘eyes wide shut’ I could clearly see that my gentleman-like qualities were ‘found missing’ and so was my woman and now the ‘odds were even’ …I was ready to listen and she had nothing to say…… But I thought opposites attract.

So I added some ‘insane logic’ thinking better late than never, However, being ‘second best’ wasn’t good enough

I managed to pause the ‘just war’ within my skull and thought…..

If I want her back and she doesn’t want me….

Isn’t that the ‘same difference’ ????

The war continues in the mind of a Moron.

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